1. ....can see Alaska from her house.
2. ....understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
3. ....just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
4. ....says keep staring....I may do a trick.
5. ....knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.
6. ....is being spontaneous... tomorrow.
7. ....Says touch your head. Touch your nose. NAME didn't say touch your nose.
8. ....was reviewing your profile but couldn't turn the suck down!
9. ....wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
10. ....the guy who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shutup!
11. ....secretly hoping the video he and Paris made last night is released on TMZ
12. ....writing a paper called "Sex and Pregnancy: A Possible Connection"
13. ....being interviewed on his new novel "Sweet and Sour Pork: How Can It Be Both? At The Same Time?"
14. ....brought to you by the letters W T F
15. ....with your girlfriend.
16. ....trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!
17. ....not your friend.
18. ....not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you
19. ....known for his motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
20. ....master of his domain
